1 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:10,043 WHAT'S THAT, QUANTUM PHYSICS? YEAH. 2 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:13,279 I'M FASCINATED THAT LIGHT COULD BE A PARTICLE AND A WAVE. 3 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:16,649 I WAS GONNA STUDY IT BUT I GOT INTERESTED IN BIOCHEMISTRY, 4 00:00:16,649 --> 00:00:18,852 AND THEN ON A WHIM SETTLED ON LINGUISTICS 5 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,854 WITH A MINOR IN COMPARATIVE RELIGION. 6 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,790 WOW. HOW'D YA END UP IN A PLACE LIKE THIS? 7 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:26,826 THE LAST GIRL QUIT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 8 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:31,965 ♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪ 9 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:35,502 ♪ THEN TELL ME THAT IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪ 10 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:38,805 ♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪ 11 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:45,145 ♪ YOU THINK THERE'S NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪ 12 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:48,815 ♪ LOOK CLOSER BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪ 13 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:52,485 ♪ AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪ 14 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:55,488 ♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪ 15 00:00:57,924 --> 00:01:01,728 YEAH, WELL, I CAN'T STOP YOU, STEPHEN, IF YOU WANT TO COME. 16 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,830 WELL, IF YOU HAVE TO COME. 17 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,232 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 18 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,333 BYE. 19 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,372 WHO WAS THAT, YOUR VETERINARIAN? 20 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:16,810 AH, NO. THAT WAS FIANCE, MY EX FIANCE. 21 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:19,679 HE'S COMING TO DOG RIVER. 22 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,783 YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE. 23 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:26,319 YOU SAY THAT EVERY-- EVERY TIME YOU GET UNREASONABLE. 24 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:29,022 A MAN YOUR AGE SHOULD GO TO THE DOCTOR. 25 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,024 WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, LEECHES? 26 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,992 IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME, THE OLD QUACK. 27 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:36,129 YOU JUST WANT ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. WELL, YES. 28 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:38,131 WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE A CHECK-UP. 29 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,800 I GO TO THE DOCTOR TWICE A YEAR. 30 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:45,004 YOU GO TO THE CITY TWICE A YEAR. FOR ALL I KNOW, YOU'RE BOWLING. 31 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:47,173 YEAH! THAT'S WHY I GO TO THE CITY. 32 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:49,476 I'M IN A SECRET BIANNUAL BOWLING LEAGUE. 33 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,311 YOU'RE GOING TO THE DOCTOR. 34 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:53,012 OVER MY DEAD BODY. 35 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:55,181 THAT'D SPEED THINGS UP. 36 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:58,184 HE WANTS TO VISIT ME, SEE ME OR SOMETHING. 37 00:01:58,184 --> 00:01:59,519 I DON'T KNOW. 38 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,955 PROBABLY MISSES YOUR DECISIVENESS. 39 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,590 ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS? 40 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:05,625 YEAH, OF COURSE. 41 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,594 WHY WOULDN'T I BE? 42 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:09,596 HE'S A GREAT GUY. 43 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,631 EXCUSE ME. 44 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,569 POOR LACEY. 45 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:19,005 THIS STEPHEN GUY'S OBVIOUSLY A STALKER. 46 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:20,440 HE'S HER EX FIANCE. 47 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,875 THINK YOU'RE JUMPIN' THE GUN? 48 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,076 MAYBE. 49 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,445 BUT MAYBE I'M JUMPIN' THE RIGHT GUN. 50 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:28,214 DON'T POINT YOUR PICKLE AT ME. 51 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:38,825 PROPER BILLY CLUB USE, KAREN, THAT'S THE SECRET. 52 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,494 I FIND IT HELPS IF YOU NAME YOUR BILLY CLUB. 53 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,496 YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL MINE? 54 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,465 BILLY? 55 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:48,801 A BILLY CLUB IS A COP'S BEST FRIEND. 56 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:51,804 I THOUGHT YOU SAID A GUN WAS A COP'S BEST FRIEND. 57 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:54,040 A GUN IS MORE LIKE A COP'S LOVER. 58 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,842 THERE'S THINGS YOU TELL YOUR GUN 59 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,745 THAT YOU WOULD NEVER TELL A LOVER. 60 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:01,414 AND SOMETIMES YOUR LOVER AND BEST FRIEND DON'T GET ALONG, 61 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:04,450 OR YOU GO OUT WITH ONE AND THE OTHER GETS MAD 62 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:06,452 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GO OUT WITH IT. 63 00:03:06,452 --> 00:03:08,755 YOU'RE DIVORCED, RIGHT? 64 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,592 HOW'S THE INVENTORY GOING? 65 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,761 I'M BEHIND. THANKS FOR DUMPING IT ON ME. 66 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,763 DELEGATING. I DELEGATED. 67 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,598 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 68 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:20,767 I'M NOT SURE. LOOK IT UP FOR ME. 69 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,769 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS A LOT, 70 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:24,837 WE GOTTA PROTECT LACEY FROM HER EX. 71 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:27,040 SHE JUST TOLD US TWO MINUTES AGO. 72 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,476 TWO MINUTES OF THINKING IS A LOT FOR HANK. 73 00:03:30,476 --> 00:03:32,278 DID YOU SAY HER EX? 74 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:34,547 YEAH, HE'S A VETERINARIAN. HE'S NOT A VETERINARIAN. 75 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,549 YOU SAID HE WAS A VETERINARIAN. 76 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:39,719 YOU SAID HE WAS--HE'S JUST COMING HERE FOR A VISIT. 77 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,222 THAT'S WHAT KOLCHAK WOULD WANT US TO THINK. 78 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,923 THAT'S HIS NAME, KOLCHAK? 79 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:45,592 NO, HIS NAME IS STEPHEN. 80 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,594 KOLCHAK WAS KOLCHAK THE NIGHT STALKER. 81 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:49,395 TV SHOW, DARREN MCGAVIN. 82 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:52,865 I'M INFERRING THAT THE GUY'S A STALKER BY CALLIN' HIM KOLCHAK. 83 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:55,134 NO, YOU'RE IMPLYING HE'S A STALKER. 84 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:56,736 I'M INFERRING YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 85 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,738 LET'S NOT USE THAT WORD. 86 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,740 IDIOT? NO, STALKER. 87 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:04,244 WE NEED A PLAN TO LET HIM KNOW WE KNOW, YOU KNOW? 88 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,745 NO. 89 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:09,082 HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO. IT WON'T WORK, HANK. 90 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,184 I WON'T PRETEND TO BE LACEY'S BOYFRIEND. 91 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:13,353 THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. OH. 92 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:16,089 IT DOES SOUND LIKE SOMETHING HANK WOULD COME UP WITH. 93 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,091 THERE'S NO NEED TO INSULT ME. 94 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,760 THE FACT THAT YOU FIND THAT INSULTING, I FIND INSULTING. 95 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,563 I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. ME TOO. 96 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:25,999 OKAY, WELL, SO CAN I. 97 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:29,035 I WAS GONNA SUGGEST A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BEATING. 98 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:32,038 OR WE PUT ON THE CLOAKS AND PRETEND TO SACRIFICE HIM 99 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:35,341 FOR THE CROPS, YOU KNOW, SCARE HIM OFF. 100 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,110 BRENT AS LACEY'S BOYFRIEND. 101 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,046 NOW THAT'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SEE. 102 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:49,188 YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YA? 103 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:50,823 HANG ON A SEC. 104 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,631 OKAY, I'M BACK. 105 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,266 I GOTTA GO WITH BRENT. 106 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:02,602 WE CAN'T ASSUME THIS GUY'S A STALKER. 107 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,070 IT MAKES SENSE. 108 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:07,240 THAT'S THE REAL REASON WHY LACEY CAME TO DOG RIVER. 109 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,742 SO, HER AUNT DYING AND LEAVING HER THE RESTAURANT 110 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:12,378 WAS AN ELABORATE COVER STORY. 111 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:14,580 YOU SEE? BRENT GETS IT. 112 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:17,083 YOU'RE GOING AND THAT'S THE END OF IT. 113 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,085 YEAH, THAT'S THE END OF IT. 114 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:20,086 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 115 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:22,055 YOUR FATHER WON'T SEE A DOCTOR. 116 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,057 HE'LL JUST POKE AND PROD ME. 117 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,626 THEY GET YOU THERE SO THEY CAN TOUCH YA. 118 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,594 THAT'S WHY PEOPLE GO TO MED SCHOOL, 119 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:31,064 SO THEY CAN FEEL UP OLD MEN, LEGALLY. 120 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,599 PLUMBERS IN LAB COATS. YOU LOVE PLUMBERS. 121 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:35,668 THERE'S NO UPSIDE TO ME GOING. 122 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,937 I'M AN OLD MAN. WHAT'LL HE TELL ME? 123 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:40,940 BEST CASE SCENARIO IS THEY TELL ME I'M AN OLD MAN. 124 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:43,209 HE'LL MAKE SOMETHIN' UP, TELL ME I'M SICK, 125 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:45,445 THEN I'LL GET SICK AND DROP DEAD. 126 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,880 YOU'RE CONFUSING DOCTORS AND HYPNOTISTS. 127 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,850 DAD, LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA BE AROUND FOR A LONG TIME. 128 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,752 HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE? 129 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:55,488 BECAUSE I'VE ANGERED THE KARMA GODS AND YOU'RE MY PUNISHMENT. 130 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,424 A GUY MY AGE GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND EVERYONE ASSUMES 131 00:05:58,424 --> 00:06:00,660 HE'S GONNA GET ONE OF THOSE BLUE PILLS. 132 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:03,463 EVERYONE IS GONNA BE SAYING HOW I CAN'T GET IT-- 133 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:04,731 DAD! 134 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,833 WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? VIAGRA. 135 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,735 OH, FOR PETE SAKE! 136 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:11,971 WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING THERE ANYWAY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL ASK. 137 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:13,439 OH, MOM! 138 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:15,775 YOU'RE GOING TO THE DOCTOR, OSCAR! 139 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:18,277 I KNOW WHAT WILL SCARE OFF KOLCHAK. 140 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:21,881 WE'LL PRETEND THERE'S A LOTTERY AND THE LOSER GETS STONED TO DEATH. 141 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:25,251 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU READ THAT STORY. WHAT STORY? 142 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:26,953 DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE? 143 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:30,390 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE TILL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO HELP LACEY. 144 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,760 WHY DON'T YOU PRETEND TO BE LACEY'S BOYFRIEND? 145 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,461 YEAH. 146 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:38,164 THAT MAKES MORE SENSE, DOESN'T IT? 147 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,400 THANKS, WANDA. 148 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,970 WHAT'S GOT YOUR PUSS SO SOUR? 149 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,472 I'M WORRIED FOR LACEY WITH THIS KOLCHAK GUY COMING. 150 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:47,774 KOLCHAK? 151 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:51,210 KOLCHAK, THE NIGHT STALKER. IT WAS A TV SHOW. 152 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:53,946 WHEN WAS IT ON? THE '70s. 153 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:56,816 FORGET IT. LACEY'S EX FIANCE IS COMING. 154 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:58,651 WHO PLAYED HIM? 155 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:00,820 WHAT? OH, DARREN MCGAVIN. 156 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,889 THE GUY FROM THE FUGITIVE? 157 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:04,724 NO, THAT WAS DAVID JANSSEN. OKAY, OKAY. 158 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:08,761 AND HIS NAME'S KOLCHAK? JUST DROP THE KOLCHAK THING. 159 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:12,165 IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THIS GUY, WHEN HE GETS INTO TOWN, 160 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:15,768 WE SHOULD LAY A BEATING ON HIM. YOU'RE SIMPLE. SIMPLE. 161 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:19,105 FORGET I MENTIONED IT. AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO LACEY. 162 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,273 GOTCHA. 163 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,542 LACEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH THIS FIANCE? 164 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,577 WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? 165 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,612 NOTHING. DON'T DO ANYTHING TO STEPHEN. 166 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,481 WHO THE HELL IS STEPHEN? 167 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:29,649 MY EX FIANCE. 168 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:31,250 HOW MANY TIMES WERE YOU ENGAGED? 169 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,752 DAD! 170 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:35,154 LOOK, JUST LET ME TALK TO HIM, OKAY? 171 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:37,190 HE'S AN OLD FRIEND. IT'LL BE FINE. 172 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,158 REALLY, I'M FINE. 173 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:42,328 IS THAT WHY YOU'RE POURING GRAVY ON APPLE PIE? 174 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,330 WHAT? IT'S GOOD. 175 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:47,066 LOOK, YOU GUYS, WHEN STEPHEN GETS HERE, 176 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,635 JUST TREAT HIM NORMALLY, OKAY? 177 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,571 AND NO RIDICULOUS SCHEMES. 178 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:59,445 HANK, DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO HELP ME. 179 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:01,647 UNDERSTOOD. 180 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,784 OSCAR, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, OUTSIDE? 181 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,856 HANK, REMEMBER, NO RIDICULOUS SCHEMES. 182 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,757 DID I SAY THAT ALREADY? 183 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:14,727 YOU DID. BUT YOU REALLY CAN'T OVEREMPHASIZE IT. 184 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:16,929 NO RIDICULOUS SCHEMES. 185 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:35,882 SIR, DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING BACK THERE? 186 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:38,184 UH, 97? 187 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,953 THAT'S A RELIEF. RADAR GUN'S WORKIN'. 188 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:42,555 THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION. 189 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:43,523 OKAY. 190 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,758 HEY, I'M HERE TO VISIT LACEY BURROWS. 191 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:48,127 SHE'S, UH... 192 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:53,266 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 193 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:02,408 HEY, DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 194 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:06,712 STEPHEN AND I WERE TOGETHER FOR A COUPLE YEARS. 195 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:09,248 I BROKE IT OFF. WHAT HAPPENED? 196 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:12,385 I DON'T KNOW. HE JUST WASN'T THE ONE, I GUESS. 197 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,386 I LIKED HIM. 198 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,388 HE WAS STABLE. 199 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,357 WE HAD A GOOD TIME TOGETHER AND WE LAUGHED A LOT. 200 00:09:18,357 --> 00:09:20,359 GOOD THING YOU DUMPED THAT LOSER. 201 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:24,230 HE WAS JUST--OH, HE WAS JUST SO... FORGIVING. 202 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:27,600 I MEAN YOU COULD TREAT HIM BADLY AND HE'D SAY "I'M SORRY." 203 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,135 HEARTLESS BASTARD! 204 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:31,037 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME? 205 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,973 NO, OTHER THAN THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE HAPPY, 206 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,608 OR SATISFIED, 207 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,843 PROBABLY DIE ALONE, HOUSE FULL OF CATS. 208 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,078 FUNNY. 209 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:43,082 REALLY, THOUGH, DO YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME? 210 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,117 NOT IF YOU LISTEN TO YOUR GUT. 211 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:48,287 IF YOUR GUT TOLD YOU TO LEAVE, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. 212 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,289 ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR GUT. 213 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:53,059 MINE'S SAYING "CHILI CHEESE DOG." 214 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,861 I GOT SOMEONE HERE WHO SAYS HE KNOWS YOU. 215 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,430 STEPHEN! HEY. 216 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,665 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 217 00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:02,702 I THINK LACEY'S REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THIS KOLCHAK GUY. 218 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:08,174 THAT'S HIS NAME, KOJAK? NO, IT'S DAVID OR DARREN. 219 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,576 HE'S JUST LIKE THAT KOJAK GUY ON TV. 220 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:13,846 YOU KNOW THE SHOW, RIGHT? WHAT COP DOESN'T? 221 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:17,516 SO THIS GUY'S BALD? YEAH, I GUESS. 222 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:20,686 BRENT SAID THIS GUY MIGHT BE A FUGITIVE OR SOMETHIN'. 223 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:23,022 BUT HE'S NOT WORRIED. 224 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,791 BRENT CAN BE A LITTLE TOO TRUSTING. 225 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:29,061 HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW THE WORLD WORKS, NOT THE WAY I DO. 226 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:31,464 I WATCH THE NEWS FROM DETROIT. 227 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,369 THIS IS MY FRIEND, BRENT LEROY. HI, THERE. 228 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,605 WHY DID YOU ESCORT HIM? BROKE HIS TAILLIGHT. 229 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,641 AH, THE OLD BROKEN TAILLIGHT ROUTINE. 230 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,377 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BREAK HIS TAILLIGHT. 231 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,412 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. SURE IT WAS. 232 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,817 BRENT'S ALWAYS BEEN NAIVE. 233 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,920 I BLAME HIS MOTHER FOR-- I DON'T KNOW, FOR-- 234 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,857 MOTHERING HIM? YEAH. THAT'S IT, EXACTLY. 235 00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,425 SOME PEOPLE NEVER GROW UP, 236 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:02,028 NEVER LEARN HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES. 237 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,063 YEAH. 238 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:06,065 DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS? 239 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:09,068 I PROMISED EMMA I'D TAKE YOU TO THE DOCTOR'S. 240 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:12,405 ARE THE CUFFS NECESSARY? YOU DID TAKE A SWING AT ME. 241 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,944 SO, ARE YOU HUNGRY? 242 00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:21,247 UH, YEAH, ACTUALLY, A LITTLE BIT. 243 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,149 SHE MAKES A MEAN CHILI CHEESE DOG. 244 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,583 THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 245 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,152 BUT, STEPHEN, YOUR STOMACH. 246 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:29,255 OH. MAYBE BRENT AND I COULD JUST SPLIT ONE. 247 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,389 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 248 00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:33,092 YOU KNOW, HALF ONE, EACH HAVE HALF. 249 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:35,261 I DON'T FOLLOW. 250 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,563 JUST SHARE ONE. 251 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:47,206 UM, TWO CHILI CHEESE DOGS, PLEASE. 252 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,875 YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY, I'LL JUST HAVE A COFFEE. 253 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,043 SUIT YOURSELF. 254 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,712 TWO CHILI CHEESE DOGS, PLEASE. 255 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,948 LACEY, HONEY, HOW ARE YA? 256 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:59,085 DO YOU WANT TO INTRODUCE ME? YEAH, TO TOOTHPASTE. 257 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,753 OH. 258 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:04,323 SO THIS IS YOUR EX FIANCE, THE ONE THAT LET YOU GET AWAY? 259 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,326 THIS IS HANK AND, UH, HE'S POSING AS MY BOYFRIEND 260 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,428 BECAUSE, WELL, HE'S AN IDIOT. 261 00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:15,401 DID SHE--DID SHE USED TO DO THAT WITH YOU, 262 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,336 YOU KNOW, PRETEND YOU WEREN'T A COUPLE? 263 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,238 IT'S THE CUTEST THING, REALLY. 264 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:23,242 ALTHOUGH, IF SHE BROKE UP WITH ME, I WOULDN'T STALK HER. 265 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,211 OKAY, BRENT? I'M ON IT. 266 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,412 WHAT? 267 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,814 THIS WAS YOUR IDEA. 268 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:31,517 THIS IS WHERE I LIVE NOW. 269 00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:36,789 HOW'D IT GO? HANK KISSED LACEY. 270 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:38,324 PEOPLE ALWAYS GET HURT. 271 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:41,460 DAMMIT, WHY DIDN'T I STOP IT?! 272 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:44,330 SO THIS IS SASKATCHEWAN, HUH? THIS IS THE RUBY. 273 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,232 YEAH. 274 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:49,869 I MISSED YOU. I MISSED YOU TOO. 275 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,403 HOW DID IT END? 276 00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:53,005 I LEFT WITHOUT TELLING YOU 277 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,808 AND PHONED YOUR PARENTS TO SAY THE WEDDING WAS OFF. 278 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:56,809 RIGHT. 279 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,811 I'LL GET THAT COFFEE NOW. YEAH. 280 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:02,715 I WANT YOU TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR SOMEONE. 281 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,684 OKAY. WHO SHOULD I BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR? 282 00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:08,821 A BALD MAN WHO'S STALKING LACEY, SOME KIND OF FUGITIVE. 283 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,823 OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HORRIBLE! 284 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:13,492 AND ON THE SAME DAY HER EX FIANCE ARRIVED. 285 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:16,162 THE GUY STALKIN' HER IS HER EX FIANCE. 286 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,397 AND I TOOK HIM RIGHT THERE. 287 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,900 LET'S ROLL. 288 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,624 MR. KOJAK, 289 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,093 MEET MY FRIEND, BILLY. 290 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,162 AND THIS IS MY FRIEND, JENNIFER. 291 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,967 WH--WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME MR. KOJAK? 292 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:59,305 AH! 293 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:02,575 SO, ALL IN ALL, I FIND PEOPLE PRETTY FRIENDLY HERE IN DOG-- 294 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,910 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 295 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,846 ARRESTING THIS FUGITIVE. 296 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,414 HE IS NOT A CRIMINAL. 297 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:11,050 OH, NO? THEN WHY IS HE WEARIN' A TOUPEE? 298 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:13,152 WHAT? THIS IS NOT A TOUPEE! 299 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,720 SO IT'S A HAIR SYSTEM. 300 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,056 WHATEVER HELPS YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF. 301 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,124 LOOK, THERE'S BEEN SOME SORT OF MISTAKE. 302 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:22,595 LACEY, RIGHT NOW YOU'RE HURTING. YOUR WORLD'S UPSIDE DOWN. 303 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,230 WE HAVE COMMUNITY OUTREACH VOLUNTEERS 304 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,565 WHO WILL HELP YOU GET THROUGH THIS. 305 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:30,069 WELL, YOU SURE CAN PICK 'EM. WHAT, ARE YOU STUPID? 306 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,671 JUST LET US DO OUR JOB, LACEY. 307 00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:33,973 LET'S GO. 308 00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:36,675 I'LL STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT, STEPHEN. 309 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:46,185 BRENT, DAVIS JUST HAULED STEPHEN OFF IN THE POLICE CAR. 310 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:48,420 HE HAS TO GO TO THE DOCTOR? 311 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,521 WHAT? 312 00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:53,292 IF YOU NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON, I'M HERE FOR YA. 313 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:56,428 YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO GETTING A KNEE IN THE BALLS. 314 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,564 SO IT'S OVER BETWEEN US THEN? 315 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,737 I DON'T WANT TO GET ANYONE IN TROUBLE HERE, 316 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,107 BUT YOU--YOU HAVE TO CHARGE ME OR RELEASE ME. 317 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:11,243 WHY DON'T WE JUST HAVE A LITTLE TALK FIRST. 318 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,312 WE DON'T NEED A LAWYER. 319 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:14,980 OKAY. 320 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,882 THAT'S PRETTY SUSPICIOUS. 321 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:20,319 MOST INNOCENT PEOPLE ASK FOR A LAWYER. 322 00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,955 REALLY? 323 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:26,392 WHAT DO YOU DO, STEPHEN? 324 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:29,361 I'M A LAWYER. 325 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:34,533 HEY, SHOULD I BE ABLE TO SEE HER? 326 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,074 THEY PUT THE ONE-WAY GLASS IN THE WRONG WAY. 327 00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:44,510 I SEE. 328 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,880 YOU CAN COME IN NOW, KAREN. 329 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,984 KAREN? 330 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,864 BUT WHY WOULD THEY ARREST STEPHEN? 331 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:09,435 THEY SAID HE WAS SOME KIND OF BALD FUGITIVE STALKER. 332 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,869 IT MAKES NO SENSE. 333 00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,705 STRANGELY, IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. 334 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,075 THERE YA ARE. OH, HEY, DAD, HOW WAS THE DOCTOR? 335 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,844 GREAT, YA JACKASS. I'M HEALTHY. 336 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:21,914 WE HEARD YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A DOCTOR IN QUITE A WHILE. 337 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,849 IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG. 338 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:26,719 SO, BRENT, I SEE YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY. 339 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,854 YOU'RE GETTING TO BE A PRETTY BIG BOY. 340 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,856 YES, YOU ARE. 341 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,891 A YEAR, A YEAR AND A HALF. 342 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,227 WELL, GUESS WHAT? WE BOOKED YOU AN APPOINTMENT. 343 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,695 THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU NOW. 344 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,364 ISN'T THERE A HEALTH CARE CRISIS? 345 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,233 SHOULD I CALL DAVIS? NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME. 346 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,902 OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THIS. 347 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:47,773 LACEY'S EX FIANCE HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR... 348 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,343 I DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR. 349 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,811 THAT SHOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY, 350 00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,813 GOIN' ON LIKE HE'S SOME KINDA STALKER. 351 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,849 I DID NOT. YOU DID TOO. 352 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,552 AND IT WAS BRENT'S IDEA SOMEONE PRETEND TO BE LACEY'S BOYFRIEND. 353 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,022 HANK'S NOT EXACTLY LYING. 354 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,959 THAT'S THE NICEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID ABOUT ME. 355 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,694 BRENT? 356 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:13,866 YOU'RE ALL LUCKY I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. 357 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,336 I JUST WANTED TO BEAT THIS STEPHEN GUY UP. 358 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,571 SEE? NOW THAT'S A PLAN. 359 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:23,175 OR MAYBE GET CLOAKS AND SACRIFICE HIM FOR THE CROPS. 360 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:26,979 YOU MEAN PRETEND TO SACRIFICE HIM TO THE CROPS. 361 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,449 THAT'S RIGHT, PRETEND. 362 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,390 THAT'S IT. 363 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,292 I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 364 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,527 DAVIS, NO! 365 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:46,432 WHY DON'T I JUST TAKE A LOOK AT IT, HUH? 366 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:52,938 HELLO? 367 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,440 IS ANYBODY HERE? 368 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,508 WE'RE IN HERE. 369 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,648 ARE YOU OKAY? 370 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:05,651 OH, I'M FINE, YEAH. I'M HELPING FIX THE INTERCOM. 371 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:09,088 OH, THAT IS SO LIKE YOU. YOU SHOULD BE THREATENING TO SUE. 372 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,390 I DON'T SEE WHAT HE CAN SUE ABOUT. 373 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,592 WRONGFUL ARREST, FOR ONE. 374 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:17,162 I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING CHASED BY A BALD MAN. 375 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:20,032 YEAH, THE KOJAK GUY. YOU KNOW, NIGHT RIDER. 376 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,000 NO, KOLCHAK, THE NIGHT STALKER . 377 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,571 IT WAS A TV SHOW. BRENT USED TO WATCH IT. 378 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:26,839 HE WAS A FUGITIVE. 379 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,341 NO, HE WAS A REPORTER WHO STALKED VAMPIRES. 380 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:32,611 ENOUGH OF THE TV GUIDE CROSSWORD PUZZLES. DAVIS, LET HIM GO. 381 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,981 I STILL HAVE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET FOR THE BUSTED TAILLIGHT. 382 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,483 WHAT? 383 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,451 YEAH. UM, DAVIS? NOT NOW, KAREN. 384 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,287 COULD YOU NOT HAVE RUN HIS NAME THROUGH A COMPUTER? 385 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,822 YEAH, WELL, HINDSIGHT. 386 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:46,058 PLUS THE MONEY TO UPDATE THE COMPUTER 387 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,026 WE USED TO REDO THE INTERROGATION ROOM. 388 00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:51,630 IT STILL HAS A FEW KINKS. THE INTERCOM DOESN'T WORK, 389 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,099 THE ONE-WAY MIRROR WAS PUT IN THE WRONG WAY, 390 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,869 AND THE DOOR LOCKS FROM THE WRONG SIDE. 391 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:03,242 SO, ANYBODY SEE ANY GOOD MOVIES? 392 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:09,815 SO, HOW WAS THE DOCTOR? 393 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,351 WELL, I HATE TO ADMIT, BUT DAD WAS RIGHT. 394 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,319 THE GUY IS BASICALLY A PLUMBER. 395 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,787 DID HE GIVE YOU-- 396 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,657 OH, YEAH. HE PUT THE PRO IN PROSTATE. 397 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,559 WELL, IT'S GOTTA BE DONE. 398 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,828 I WISH HE WASN'T SO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT IT. 399 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,531 HE WENT AT ME LIKE HE WAS TRYING TO GET 400 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,533 THE LAST PICKLE OUT OF THE JAR. 401 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,334 SORRY. 402 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,939 I'M SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. 403 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,941 I MEAN I FEEL KINDA RESPONSIBLE. NO. 404 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,677 BEARING IN MIND THAT NOTHING WOULD HAVE HAPPENED 405 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,846 IF YOU HAD STAYED IN TORONTO. 406 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,550 I NEEDED TO SEE YOU, TO MAKE SURE I WAS OVER YOU. 407 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,586 I--I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE AND I'M GONNA GET MARRIED. 408 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,322 I NEEDED TO MAKE SURE WHEN I SAW YOU, 409 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,324 THAT THERE WERE NO SPARKS AND-- 410 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,359 STEPHEN, IT'S OVER. 411 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,795 OKAY? GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD. 412 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,765 YOU JUST SAID YOU'RE MARRYING SOMEBODY ELSE? 413 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,868 UNLESS MY PARENTS RECEIVE ANOTHER PHONE CALL. 414 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,738 LISTEN, IT WAS REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU, LACEY. 415 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,875 AND GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU MOVE BACK TO TORONTO. 416 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,410 IF. 417 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,179 GOOD BYE, LACEY. 418 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:16,448 BYE. 419 00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,521 BYE. 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